Category Archive: MODERATELY FUNNY

I Might Hate the Circus!

It’s Texas. It’s summer. And it’s HOT. The walls of our home were starting to close in fast. Like any good, Southern Mama, I wanted to plan a family fun outing that had… Continue reading

Girls Crafting VS. Boys Crafting

SCENE: In the kitchen doing one of the nine things needing my attention. My Oldest and my Middle are in the play-room/dining-room/craft-room making stuff out of pipe cleaners (Oldest led). SCENE: 13 minutes… Continue reading

What I Planned To Eat

SCENE: Driving home after a long evening of shopping at three different grocery stores. Why I cannot find a store that carries everything I need I’ll never know. Will Power and I had… Continue reading

Just Say “NO” to Potty Training!

After successfully “training” my Oldest to sleep through the night, the next big step was potty training. I was a new mom whose close friends were quite useless since they themselves didn’t have… Continue reading

Boys are Gross!

SCENE: Putting anti-itch cream on my oldest’s mosquito bites OLDEST: “Mommy, why do mosquitos just love me?” ME: (prepared with a quality “momism”) “Because you are so sweet, baby!” OLDEST: “I need to… Continue reading